by
Art Rambo
"I love gettin' down and dirty to show you what kind of sex I fantasize," coos well-bootied Rayveness in the first scene. The setting is some nameless horse-dung riddled ranch in Southern California. An apathetic-looking cowpoke (Dizzy) drills her vag atop a stallion, thus fulfilling her fantasy. Yeah, as if mindlessly setting a horse into an already lacking situation is ever a fun idea. Does the annoyed horse do correctly by bucking the duo headlong into hay bales like we hope? Dunno, because the tape cuts to a dismount scene in which the cowpoke dispenses an average quantity of jizz into Rayveness' half-open mouth. Sunny outdoors is contrary to good porn and here the dilemmas are many—such as direct sunlight magnifying the buzzkill shots of human anatomy and flies buzzing around the insertions.
Trodden blonde TJ Hart dreams of the DP/facial combo when Mark Davis and Vince Voyeur happen along to indulge her in yet another sunlit tryst. Texas trailer tart Shay Sweet lets real-life ex-ball-and-chain Chuck Martino poke her booty then firehose her face and peroxide mane with cum. Strangely, Martino's presence here is nearly tolerable, if only because his hogsheaded simper sees little camera time.
Spindly limbed Liza Harper is a shoe shopper with a foot fetish who gets gleefully butt-fucked by pock-faced salesclerk Rod Fontana; the scene is made praiseworthy by virtue of Harper's well attuned ass and its ability to withstand a prolonged plunging. An anal-free snoozefest in (again) broad daylight concludes the video on a decidedly low note.
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