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V8 MARK 2
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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Visual Images

Starring: Bella Donna, Melissa West, Nikita Denise, Zana

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The human body, by nature, is a nasty piece of work. It stinks and sweats, excretes and secretes. V8 (Part 2) by Visual Images gives you a raw dosage of just how disgusting and yet somehow enticing the human body can be. In this flick, the women bubble up cups of saliva as they give head, their assholes dribble brown juice as another dick sluices in and out, and the men erupt buckets of sticky goo all over everything. Ah, ain't nature grand?

V8 contains five scenes, none of which are related to each other (Don't try to connect them. My head almost exploded trying), save for a common thread: all the women end up trying to squash four fingers into their asses and four fingers into their vaginas simultaneously. The stunt never really pans out. But you've got to hand (ha-ha) it to the girls: they take some considerable shoving from some thick-ass male fingers, and you'll appreciate their expressions of triumph and/or excruciating pain as their communal assholes stretch and stretch and stretch.

Starting it off, a blonde in braids (Melissa West?) takes a near-fist in the pooper and then it's right into some bowel-scrapping humping as she quickly goes anal. At first I swore she was going to fall asleep so placid did she look, but pretty soon she starts freaking out and I don't know if a girl can have an orgasm from ass-sex, but it sure looked like it. Either that or she had an epileptic fit. Next up is rancid, slutty, brunette Bella Donna, who gives her woodman a slimy suck before attempting the uncomfortable looking V8. Does she get all eight fingers in? I'm a little skeptical, but she does quite visibly take an anal pounding and the poop-juice is a'runnin' all over the place. Nikita Densie then goes all-anal on a bed, writhing and wiggling as she takes a painful roto-rotoring from a big cock.

Next up, Bella Donna is back and its an Egyptian/Pirate/Who Cares! scene. Vaginal sex in V8 is the exception, not the rule, but this time around Bella just takes in the twat and then gets blasted with jizz. She looks like a glue factory explosion survivor, no shit. Lastly, blonde Zana giggles like a mongoloid receiving electroshock therapy ("Ma-ma-ma-ma-ah-ah-hic-ah-ah-mmmm-ma-ah-ha-mla-la-la." etc.) and the sounds become even more inhuman as her ass gets filled and fucked viciously.

Only five scenes, but believe me, that's about right. A bare-bones flick. Nothing fancy, but it delivers. Sort of vile and messy at times, but hey, that's we humans are all about, right? Note: I did my best on identifying the four girls, but there's a couple of Bella Donnas out there, so I hope I got the names right!

Does V8 MARK 2 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: full length feature | behind the scenes featurette | interactive menu | large photo gallery | chapter selection | subchapters | playable worldwide


Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 10-11-2001

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2361 to read this Rancho Review.


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