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13 CUM HUNGRY COCKSUCKERS 5
13 CUM HUNGRY COCKSUCKERS 5

-from Madness Pictures

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Steve Austin

Starring: Amanda West, Carmen Hayes, Celina Cross, Christie Lee, Emma Redd, Hypnotiq, Isis Love, Jayna Oso, Mia Rose, Penny Flame, Sammy Cruz, Stacey Thorn, Trinity Post, Veronica Jett

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Brunette Penny Flame hosts this edition of knobgobblers, which as expected is top-notch in-your-face action. Basically if you like the look of a cast member on the box you'll probably dig the scene.

Among my faves were the department store tagteam job by Celina Cross and Sammy Cruz (they fight over an article of clothing, then a cock), Christie Lee asking "is that enough spit for you or you want some more?", exotic-looking Isis Love constantly fingering herself while she sucks, ebony Carmen Hayes' dirty talking and postcum play, the sight of Jayna Oso's tongue while she's deepthroating, freckly redhead Emma Redd's knowledge of the sensitive parts of a cock (funny laugh as she takes the load up her nose), ebony Hypnotiq's wrapping her tits around the dick while on her knees ("Ooh, big squirt!"), and trashy redhead Trinity Post's raking her teeth across the head. In fact, Post's entire scene has to get top honors for her filthy talking, insatiable intense work on Mr. Austin, and she's even so turned on that she let's him in her trimmed muff. Too bad he pretty much shot over her head! Would have loved a full catch there.

Of course the running commentary/introductions from Penny Flame is only topped by her scene at the end. She is all to eager to take the cock on, and carries on quite the inventive conversation throughout. Direct hit in the mouth. "Wow."

Have to give props to Mr. Austin for the protein blasts he delivers. Only problem is that this encourages more of the statue-like facials (Veronica Jett), eye shots, and other things (Lee: "I swallowed that up my nostril"). If you don't mind a statue getting nailed by a human squirt gun, you'll dig this whole line.

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DVD Features Include: bonus footage | slide show | trailers | web link


Running Time: 145 minutes | Production Date: 06-17-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2077 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-07-27


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