by
Kris Kjorness
I've seen a lot of these Naughty College School Girls flicks in my daze. They're ally pretty good (hotties, shaved hotties) and all pretty formula (one guy fucks one little slutmuppet till he comes on her blushed jowels). Luckily, this series never gets too boring. There are no extras, no plot, and nothing other than striaght mechinical sex, but that's all I need, that's all I need. My penis doesn't have a brain.
So, Harlee humps my favorite gomer Mario after he laps up her privates (like nibblin' on a liver). The girls in this series are very MTV, very sorority-girl-gone amuk. These are the girls in college that you knew were fucking everybody but you. Harlee's got boobs that resemble softballs attached to her chest. She's also got a zit collection hiding in her crotch. No matter, you'll live. Next Erik rails Shelby, a leggy, exotic SoCal bimbo. There's always plenty of cunt-tingling-lingus in these scenes. Erik is like Heman. By the Power of Greyskull I will fuck her cunt insideout. Erik dukes it out with Shelby's ass forever. There should have been a halftime. But it's great anyway.
It's Erik the Energizer again in scene three as he hops ontop of Candy, a island, hispanico halfbreed who's really not sure she wants a dick that big reducing the internal volume of her torso. She looks uncomfortable. She gets tired. It's funny. And even funnier when Erik blows his shit in her eyes. Sugar, a glorious saucehole with pierced ninnies fucks meatboy Dillion in multiple postions and then Mario returns to plug the orifices of Melissa who's dark and snotty. She has to work for the cumshot.
And that's it. Very standard. But you eat the same things for every meal so what does it matter? It don't.
Does NAUGHTY COLLEGE SCHOOL GIRLS 22 sound like it's
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DVD Features Include: 10 interviews with pornstars | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | over 25 trailers | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3211 to read this Rancho Review.
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