I like the exotic women. This movie has 'em.
I'm not gonna go into whatever the plot is, but I'm sure you don't care too much anyway. I will tell you, however, that there's a cool trick in the very beginning, where a chick sits on the guy cowgirl-style but sans penetration, and another girl gives him a slobberjobber at the same time. It looks like fun.
Later, we're treated to sex with a variety or faces, including white, black, asian, another type of asian, nordic, jewish and martian. Well, maybe not martian necessarily, but there's a lot of shit going on here with a lot of different ethnicicicities.
The sex is good, the girls are hot, the story looked as interesting as necessary on 8x fastforward, and there are enough girls to keep your cock interested.
I would have minded seeing a cucumber crammed into one of those hot little ethnic twats, but I guess thats' reserved for JM Productions.
One complaint I have about Adam and Eve in general is the film quality. It's a little grainy. Not as sharp as a lot of other smutflicks I peruse. But that's a small complaint when you've got things like a pile of three girls doing wet things to each other with fingers, rubber and lube.
This is a good movie, but not the best. Maybe I'm just jaded and need something really horrible like a creampie or baseball bat penetration to award Clyde's Rancho mark of greatness.
Does ADAM AND EVE\'S COLOR BLIND sound like it's
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DVD Features Include: 2 bonus scenes | behind the scenes | cast bios | digitally remastered | dvd-rom compatible | full motion chapters | photo gallery | playable worldwide | previews | web access
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3024 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 12-09-2002
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