by
Ack Ack Chewahwah
The bio on this DVD says that Jenna Haze weighs 87 pounds. 87 pounds?! Holy shit, I've had housecats that weigh that much. I guess it doesn't matter. Jenna Haze is hot and I'm glad that A & E gave her a chance to strut her midget-proportioned stuff. Taste of a Woman is about Randy Spears wearing a crappy wig writing crappy poetry that makes the ladies swoon (and fuck) and the other mean old baron guy mad. Randy Spears acting romantic is funny. Probably because he looks like a frog. But I like him pretty well.
Anyway, the first sex scene involves two bitches in pastry hats and a guy. They're in a garden. You girl might like this because it's dirty, but nice. That is until one of the "ladies" gets a big greased penis wedged between her buttocks. Anal sex, hard anal sex in the first scene indicated good things to come. Secondly, Jenna and Krystal Steal poke around, puss to puss. I was a little disappointed in this scene even though it did sport some hot wax abuse. I mean, where are the strap-ons? They had strap-ons back then, right? Scene three is also decent, starring a brunette girl (bottom left on the back of the box, I forgot to check out her bio) and another swarthy gentleman bent on ripping her asshole open with his fingers. Lovely.
Randy Spears screws Alex Foxe in a largely forgettable scene that's so dark you can't tell which hole he's got it in. Then long-hair cavemen Evan Stone and Colt Steele team up to gut Layla with dick, dick, dick. Jenna returns for the final scene with randy Randy who finally takes off that fucking wig and does his family proud.
Beefs: This movie is dark, dark, dark. All of it. I know it's supposed to be moody and muddy and it makes the candles look cool, but...
Maybe a little more Jenna doing something cool? Since she's on the box and all?
Good Things: 3 hot bonus scenes will have you done up like a pork roast if the movie didn't do it for you.
Does TASTE OF A WOMAN sound like it's
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DVD
DVD Features Include: 3 bonus scenes | behind the scenes | cast bios | digitally remastered | dvd-rom compatible | full motion chapters | photo gallery | playable worldwide | previews | website information | widescreen format
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3584 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 12-09-2002
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