Katja's a typical porn bitch. She's blonde with high cheekbones, way too much make-up and big fat fake titties. All these positive attributes lumped together, as usual, equal another boring broad willing to suck duck and get laid on tape. Oh, she's a goo-pig alright and she takes many a sloppy blast of come in this movie, but she's in every single scene. Yeah, yeah, it's HER movie, but did she really deserve one?
KKSS contains seven scenes, each based on a sport. You'll see porn stars suited up in scenarios for baseball, snowboarding, football, golf, bowling, fencing and boxing. (I know, I know. . .fencing?!) Each scene opens with a lame music-video style bit of Katja primping and posing and trying really hard not to look like CC Deville from Poison. The music is awful and annoying. The porn that follows is standard and robotic, though I do like the way Katja looks into the camera (more porn girls should do that - it gets us preverts in on the action).
The two lesbian scenes are almost watchable, primarily because Katja first spanks Azlea Antistia until her ass is glowing red, and then she does the same to poor Stephanie Swift who tolerates blow after blow. If this movie had been Katja's Kean's Spanking Spectacular, I definitely could have gotten into it, but sorry, girls in catchers' masks just don't do much for me.
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