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HOOK-UPS 10
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-from Wicked Pictures

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Mark Stone

Starring: Brandi Lyons, Courtney Cummz, Faith, Flower Tucci, Hollie Stevens, Manuel Ferrara, Samme Rhodes, Sophia, Tory Lane

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Another great female cast from Wicked Pictures, but can they live up to the pressure of shooting these girls right? I first saw Faith Leon in Good Source of Iron 4, where her open mouth innocence graces the cover. I am sure that this was one of her first scenes as she looks like she just escaped her high school band field trip to LA and went to straight to Brandon Iron's office to shoot a porno and swallow a lot of semen. Well, today she's all growed up with a serious porn girl haircut and a pussy that's weathered at least 78 hardcore movies. Today, she's gonna take on the ancient Randy Spears and fuck him with a condom on, wah!!

I like Faith's solo scene with the nipple pulling and slit rubbing as she gets ready for giving unprotected head. I thought that Faith still brought her A game to the table and despite getting pooned with a rubber, she still looked great swallowing his choad.

Sammie and Tory do the girl-girl thing with double headed toys and lots of intense cumming and squirting, yummy girls, esp. Sammy who really looks fantastic getting her ass and pussy plundered by another filthy girl!

Hollie and Joey do a scene together with just a rubber for her pussy, but I liked Brandi and Tony T. scene better because the rubber got to see Brandi's colon. Brandi graces us with her anal rosebud later in the BTS so we get to see it too. Very pretty Flower, you got there, Brandi, now make him eat it! Oh well, didn't happen.

Perfect Flower Tucci does get fucked in the bonus scene from Hook-ups 9. Her energy is on top and really nice to see, but again, a rubber raises it's ugly head.

Sophia and Tony T. do a nice scene, again with a condom, but with lots of energy and RCG bouncing. She's got quite a healthy set, don't she? Tame scene, despite the energy.

Courtney Cummz is an awesome performer and Evan Stone and his saggy balls fuck up against a tree. I like Courtney's energy and damn, there's that rubber in her poon, stinking up the good horny girl smell. Thatnk god its a dvd! I can't help losing wood to Evan Stone after seeing him interviewed for HBO and playing in some cheesy science fiction movie fucking a painted alien girl. I guess Courtney is his return back to hardcore and a normal looking human.

4 Kleenexes for the talent, but one off for all rubber, all safe. We can all sleep better now that no one will get AIDS from this movie.

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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | photo galleries


Running Time: 120 minutes

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1276 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-02-01


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