When this one came across the rancho desk, I knew that we'd never watch it. Instead, it will be reviewed based solely on the merits of it's cover.
Here is a litttle bit of background and what you can probably expect from the movie. This information is not necessarily true, but it is almost assuredly accurate. We make these claims with confidence because of previous experience with the series and Nacho.
You are sure to see Nacho Vidal and his zany friends have gonzo sex with a myriad set of chicks who are hotter than the ones you can bag on any given night at the bar. You will also see some airtight action where a woman's anus, vagina and mouth are all stuffed with cock. Nacho and the gang will probably be king of mean to the girls, and you'll get closer than you really want to when the camera man nearly digs his camera into their zitty twats. It's going to be gonzo sex that is poorly indexed, so when you try to skip chapters, you'll feel like you've entered some retarded time warp.
Onto the real review:
If you look close at the cover, you will notice that Nacho is wearing some sort of great helmet. I think that maybe he has to wear it just in case he gets a case of the retardeds and falls down. It's maybe in his contract or something. Se he doesn't ruin their investment.
And the face he's making is priceless. It's enough to make you run away from him. In fact, the girl to his right looks like she's about to do just that.
A four star cover. The rest of the movie is probably worth 3-4 stars too.
Does KILLER PUSSY 11 sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
DVD
DVD Features Include: 10 interviews with pornstars | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | over 25 trailers | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound
Production Date: 12-01-2001
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3164 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-27-2002
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