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Frankenmeat Whitecastle
Uh, something about a Dot.com company coming to stay on a farm. Uh, and people fuck. That's all you need to know plotwise for FarmersDaughters.com by Legend. Then, put on the cruise control and let the pros go and do their thing. You'll find six scenes here to watch while you eat your grits and country fried steak and it's all pretty decent porn.
After a titillating intro bit starring farm animals, Dillion plugs all the holes of Diamond 4Ever with all the grace of a Stegasaurus on mescaline. But it doesn't matter: the anal is clean and smooth, just like Diamonds' twat. Dumb name though. Christ. Sounds like a custom license plate or the name of a sailboat, not a slopping porn slut. But you won't much mind since 4Ever gets her bowels crowded by Dillion's meatstick. Ah, this is getting redundant, let's move on. After Evan Stone unleashes his acting skills on the world like a particularly malevolent strain of E-boli, Shaena Steel gives Jason McCain a brief hotrod blowjob. Then some sheep jokes (to get your appetite built up. I'm from Montana.)
The third scene finds Joel fed-exing his penis right into Vivian Valentine's lucky pussy. Vivian's almost really hot. Maybe she's just hot. She says "Spank me" though so we'll give her some extra credit. And yas, that was a nice slop-pump jizz shot there. Finally, Gwen appears to save the show in fuck-scene numero four - she stars here with Mark Davis. Yes, the Gwen Fan Club starts here. I love Gwen. Whenever she gets laid she makes sounds like she's molting. Good fuck, good glopshot (an arcing teardrop right into Gwen's eye).
Then white trash PTA mom Shaena returns to give Dale the fuck-for and finally Lola, Tasha and meatball Evan team up for a little sweaty dildo and grubby, hairy vagina action. Lola just doesn't live up to her name. More like Manla.
Anyway, pretty good (average) flick - nothing really gets in the way of the fucking. Except maybe Evan. But he's still a big nothing.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes featurette | chapter selections | full length feature | interactive animated menus | large photo gallery | playable worldwide | sub chapters
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