by
Mister Melanin
Hey! The menu music on this DVD is great! It sounds like Outkast or Snoop Doggy Dog or something. The Scene music isn't bad either. If I heard it in an elevator, I wouldn't be nearly as offended as I would if it were a jazzy version of Roy Orbison's Ooby Dooby.
How's that for keyword placement bitches?
I'm not as big a fan of this series as I wish I was. The filming seems a little boring, and the sex isn't sloppy enough for this hunk. I prefer something that's so greasy that the Crisco I'm rubbing all over my cock while I masturbate doesn't seem incongruous.
My favorite scene is where the Mexican girl breaks into a house with her 'stached boyfriend and fucks him on the workout equipment.
I can't give this more than three stars because you could cut out about half of this content and you'd be able to watch this on evening Canadian television.
If you like young women though, this would probably merit another star.
There's some spanking and choking too (and some great fuckfaces), and you might even get some good ideas for positions from this flick.
Don't let your girlfriend take her blowjob instructions from Mariella though. She sucks at sucking.
Does YOUNG AS THEY CUM 5 sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
DVD
DVD Features Include: 10 interviews with pornstars | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | over 25 trailers | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2450 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-13-2002
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