I had some technical difficulties with this tape. It's not just my VCR. This is why VHS sucks. The sound on Fetish World by Bizarre was virtually non-existent. Even with my TV volume cranked, I could just barely make out whispery sound. We'll hope this was an isolated problem with the tape I had and not a problem on EVERY Fetish World tape.
Well, this one does have some big names in it, so that's a plus. Raylene and Asia provide a nice break from the Bizarre stable girls. The format is strickly camcorderish. Don't expect any great leaps in quality here.
The content is nice enough. Two girls get their mojo on, in a bathroom, on the floor. Milk is involved. I hate milk. Nothing is worse than milk, milk, milk on tits and pussy. It's cow secretion, folks. Milk on feet. Milk on lips. You will see some ravenous licking here though as well as a lot of strap-on action with CLOSE-UPs. Good, Bizarre has entered the gonzo realm. Scene two is a vinyl kimono flower garden kinda thing with a woman dressed as a rubber geisha. Raylene gets tied to a frame and lightly whipped, front and back. Where else can you see Raylene getting whipped, huh? And the geisha draws some Asian characters on Raylene's belly with a brush! Cool!
The third scene is a weirdo bubble bath from hell. Two freaks in leather masks sponge each other around. The guy's dick never even surfaces and what we get is the chick rubbing around on his pants and then some dry-humping. It's blue ball central. And with the crappy sound, the music I could barely hear sounded like a sprinkler: kst kst kst kst kst kst kst kst.
Scene four is a big mess. Four people, one of them a guy, put on a horse show. One girl, with a horsie bit, parades around, prancing. Wow. At least the horsies get whipped into next week. Yupe. The last scene depicts two "schoolgirls" licking ice cream off of each other. Asia is one of the girls. There's a lot of dicking around and neither girl really shows off her goodies enough. And to make matters worse, a chump in Blues Brothers getup (complete with sunglasses) appears and jerks off until he comes. The girls never see him, I guess.
So, too bad it was a silent movie. I dunno. Even with sound it might not crest far above the average catagory.
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