by
T.S. Domino
The Perfect Date
Frank and Luke, played by Stephen St. Croix are best buds. Luke is trying to get Frank a little action because; well because Frank hasn’t gotten any tail in about thirteen years. But, tonight is the night. Luke has two beauties played by Missy Monroe and Haley Paige waiting at the bar. Frank agrees, but watches a little porn to put him in the mood.
That’s our first scene between Eva Angelina and it is hot. This well muscled Frenchman drags her all over the room, pinning her against the wall and fucking her for all he’s worth.
Later Frank shows up at the bar and they all decide to go back to Frank’s place. Frank is a little shy around Haley and she gets pissed off and leaves, calling him a fag. But, not before we’re treated to a hot and steamy sex scene between Mr. St. Croix and the lovely Missy Monroe.
Seeing that Frank didn’t get it on with Haley he takes Frank to a strip bar and instructs him in how to tip a stripper. The lovely Dillon Lauren takes off with Frank while Haley who is also a stripper at the club has her way with one of the patrons and they make pretty good use of the stage and the bar and, well you get the idea. Ms. Paige is quite a thing to watch. They didn’t even wait fro Frank to escort Dillon from the bar before they were down to their birthday suits. Haley was still frustrated from not getting any earlier.
Back at Frank’s place, Frank soon realizes that Dillon has invited the bartender at the club over and she has no intention of fucking Frank. Instead the bartender takes the long legged, raven haired beauty and puts her though her paces.
Luke is desperate at this point and decides to show Frank how it’s done. He brings over a tape of him schtupping some hot blonde. The problem is that the hot blonde…is Frank’s ex-wife. It appears that Luke banged her on their honeymoon while Frank was still in the shower. What follows is the best scene in the picture with the vivacious blonde goddess Harmony. She fucks St. Croix so hard it’s amazing that his dick didn’t go straight.
Well, Frank has had enough and kicks Luke out of his life and finds a nice lady of his own. Now, Frank is not a good looking man. Bald, skinny and kind of a goofball. His new lady love looks like my mother and that is not a good thing. Thankfully, Frank reminds us that we already had five scenes in this picture and they leave.
This was a really funny flick. The guy playing Frank was quite funny and he and Stephen St. Croix worked really well together. Stephen looked like he was having more fun with the dialogue than the sex scenes.
As for extras, we get six pretty hot trailers for more flicks from Hustler Video. There’s a behind the scenes thing that gives us some interviews with the lovely ladies in front of the camera. The best one of the bunch would have had to be Harmony. Tall, blonde, stacked and funnier than Hell. As an added bonus, she even lets us follow her into the bathroom to watch her douche. You don’t extras like that every day folks!
This might be the perfect date DVD. There’s funny, there’s a semblance of a plot and, not everyone in the movie has sex which is kind of a throwback to the golden age of porn. The Perfect Date just might be The Perfect Porn.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photoslide show | select a star | trailers | behind the scenes | hot hustler trailers | interviews | select a star | trailers
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 09-05-2005
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DATE POSTED: 2007-09-12
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