by
Henry S. Thumper
Continuing in the long and (ahem) dignified tradition of "Preverted Stories" comes #35. This time around we run the gamut from doofus demonic in four vignettes.
"Bigfoot" delivers a luscious camper who has a pussy pounding encounter with the man himself... Sasquatch! The creature makeup is not bad, no obvious zipper showing. His cock? Glad you asked! How do you apply makeup to a schlong that is poking the pudenda! Let's be fair to the special effects guy.
"Coma" features your usual hospital coma patient fuck fantasy which is one step removed from necrophilia -- the body is still warm. Not uch new here.
"Momma's Boy" is my personal favorite. No, not for that reason! I like it because "momma" really knows how to get the job done. Okay, her "boy" is about 28 and her boob job and tummy tuck are old school, but this hootchie has definitely got the moves. Anyone condiering marrying a virgin should give this one a viewing. There's nothing like experience.
Finally, we have "It Happened In The Desert." Stop at the first frame and rewind, there's nothing to see here unless you thing is four guys raping one chick who never stops crying the entire time. Hey, JM Productions, next time pick an ending! Either the "victim" begins to enjoy herself after a while or the "boys" snuff her in the end. This segement ruined the preceding three and left me feeling like a dirty old man. Wait, I am a dirty old man!
I am keeping this one, warts and all. The "momma" in "Momma's Boy" looks a lot like a woman I know so I can't let go of this beauty. Maybe I should invite her over for a private viewing... No, the reality never lives up to the fantasy.
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Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3435 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 05-18-2003
Reader comments
zigzkid (Smut Fan) says:
I couldn\'t disagree with you more! The ONLY worthwhile scene in this flick is the final one! Rather than stopping at its\' first frame, perhaps what\'s called for is a quick reminder that this is FANTASY! And, ohhh, what a helluva Nasty One it is!! Melanie Jaager may be the only actress to ever do a Porn Rape scene and stay in character the entire time while the three hired dicks keep their end of the deal from start to finish! I, too, felt like a dirty old man by the end...and a HAPPY one, too!
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