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Pin-up Girls, with it's Pokemon-esque "Stick 'Em Anywhere!" slogan, should've been a little better than it was. I like 90% of the women in this flick so what went wrong? It's hard to say. About half of the scenes were slightly on the dark, moodly, romantic side which is great when you're watching the movie half-drunk in the basement with your girlfriend and bad when you're me and want to see what the fuck is going on. It's a pretty tame movie too. Well, people fuck and stuff but they don't dirty nasty fuck, if you know what I mean.
There's really no story. Julian, looking ever so posh and educated, introduces each scene. He's a photographer of pin-up girls and the dialogue is mainly overblown crap. It's unfortunately a little hard to skip since there are no subchapters. An attempt to skip Julian's blathering will merely land you at the next segment of Julian blathering. Dang it.
Ian Daniels and Evan Stone (a Scooby Doo team-up if there ever was one), work over Nyomi Arman in a diner. Nyomi's hot and exotic but this is one of those slightly dark scenes. The fucking comes in misc. positions. Jodi Moore and Nina Ferrari star in a lesbo scene set in a swanky house (decorated in too good of taste to have been bought with porn money). Both these ladies are capable of way nastier things than the film lets them do. There's some dildos and licking and that's about it. Jodi is one of many girls in Pin-up Girls with a nice, clean-shaven junkhole though, I'll give her that.
Next, Sunrise Adams and a cop hump on a "patrol car." Again, a little dark. Good blowjobbering and the two fuck in a phone booth almost exclusively so Sunrise's tits can get smushed against the glass. Julian tackles Jodi in a tub in scene 4. Party good fucking and a smooth puss. Then Jenna Haze (as close to a fifteen year old as you will ever see in the legal porn world) has romantic artsy sex in a machine shop with Billy Glide. At least I think that's him. It's too dark to be certain. And lastly Desert Rose, Kristina Black and Julian do their thing. I've never seen Desert Rose before - she's hot enough to look for again.
Pin-up Girls has 3 bonus scenes and a Making Off feature. One of the bonus scenes has a strap-on dildo in it. That's very good. So. I give this one a 3.5. And I'm going to round down to a 3 since I have issues with the darkness.
Does PINUP GIRLS sound like it's
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DVD Features Include: 3 bonus scenes | behind the scenes | cast bios | digitally remastered | dvd-rom compatible | full motion chapters | photo gallery | playable worldwide | previews | website information | widescreen format
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 04-08-2002
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DATE POSTED: 12-09-2002
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