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BIG WHITE WET BUTTS 5
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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Mark Anthony

Starring: Caroline Pierce, Charlie Macc, Charlotte, Deep Threat, Mark Anthony, Marketta Jewel, Mr. Marcus, Sarah Jay, Velicity

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Bit White Wet Butts 5 - Apples, onions, whatever food group you want to call them, there is something to be said for the large round booty, which comes from the Latin word "bootah" which roughly translated means "it's not only an exit."

Butts be oiled, butts be soaped, butts be gaped, butts be fucked. Anthony gets a great lineup to work with, and if you want big bouncy titties, look no further than blond Velicity (what a nice doggie, and the face-mashing BJ ain't bad either; booty blast finale) and Sara Jay, who gets milk poured all over her ass, and oil on the boobies. Tattoo detractors might not like all the signage, but when she's gagging with her deep throat, you'll learn to live with it. Really good doggie, CG, RCG, and facial (the lone one on the tape, sadly).

Blond Charlotte chimes in with a great scene with Mr. Marcus (great clappin CG, "I like hippin' hoppin' on your dick"), and Latina Marquetta with her bouncy doggie.

What really grabbed my attention here was the listing of Caroline Pierce in the cast. Been a fan of hers since the Rodney Moore days (which are actually still happening), more for her eye-rolling deepthroating than the booty, but DAMN, okay the booty works too. The whole package does.

Pierce plays around in the pool in an orange twopiece before retreating to the shower to clean off (she's pretty damn flexible). Charlie Macc (any relation to Bernie?) enters and promptly bends her over to rim the fuck out of her asshole. This turns out to be a good strategy as she proceeds to deliver a superb blowjob ("Feed it to me") for not long enough.

Did I mention she was flexible? She puts her feet behind her head while getting licked and rimmed. Kind of wish they'd stayed on that shot longer too. Anthony does stay on the mish fuck for a long time, probably because it's that good. Some cock and sack worship, CG, from the side, doggie, etc., later and you get a healthy shot on her rump. Pretty, yes, but I definitely wish the face got the meal. Big White Wet Butts 5 still earns a good solid 4.

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DVD Features Include: bonus footage | slide show | subchapters | trailers | website


Running Time: 160 minutes | Production Date: 09-28-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2527 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 04-04-2006


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