by
The Big Dick
SURPRISE, SURPRISE. IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US. YES, NINA HARTLEY IS NOW OFFICIALLY OLD. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE CLOSE-UPS OF HER FACE. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE CLOSE-UPS OF HER SAGGY ASS. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HER ANYMORE.
That aside, let's review the movie. The 8th installment of Adam and Eve's Naked Hollywood series is another day in the life of Nina the radio personality and her wild-times friends (AKA your favorite pornstars). Things start off quickly as Nina gets laid by Evan stone like she's done 4000 times in the past. She's like a bald tire. Change her. See above.
Next, Dale Dabone lays on top of Keri Windsor and eases his submariner into the sweaty squirming piglet's mouth. Keri has some minor stretch marks. All the girls in this movie do. After this so-so fuck, there's some acting starring very annoying women. I never figured out who the brunette woman was (because the star bios are for some people that aren't all in the movie) but jesus christ, she was annoying. I guarentee she will not turn you on. I can't guarentee that I'm spelling guarentee right.
Amiable Randy Spears goes after the bait that Asia's left out to go rotten in scene three. At least she's pierced. But she spends way too much time posing and looking "sexy" for me to get into it. Pretty twat Dee gets artsy-lesbo with the Annoying Brunette. A fleshy dildo appears with it's spelunking helmet on. It's just OK. Lastly hefty Steven St. Croix takes on an unnamed brunette for more standard sex. Luckily this last fling ends in some anal adventures (that are poorly lit, but I guess you can't have surgical lighting all the time).
There's a bonus scene. Another strange feature this DVD has is "Autorestart of Feature." Like you're going to just put the thing on repeat and watch it all night?! Hmmm. Overall, I'm rating this one less than average. The women just didn't do it for me and I could barely stomach the acting.
Does NAKED HOLLYWOOD 8 sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
DVD
DVD Features Include: web access | auto restart | bonus scene | digitally remastered | dvd-rom compatible | full motion chapters | photo gallery | playable worldwide | previews
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2582 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 12-09-2002
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