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I'm rating Fan Fever lower than I normally rate Jerome Tanner movies because it was completely incomprehensible and the fucking was just average and devoid of anal. Nina Ferrari (who's definately earned her retirement) plays Amber, a pornstar, who witnesses a murder. In other words a guy falling on a couch pretending to be shot. Then Amber loses her memory and thinks she's her favorite character from her favorite soap opera. At least that's what I got out of it, but it's possible I missed something due to the alcohol and mini-thins and ketamine.
Before you can say "Ickypoo!" Chris Cannon sinks balls deep into Nina's quicksannd pussy. Definately some decent hard fucking here. The kind I like with my orange juice. Next up, ebony Caramel turns the jungle fever on some dude as she looses her black junk upon the world. She's quite the cum-monkey and it's all pretty decent, decent, but nothing earthshaking.
Salena screws my favorite doughboner Dillion in an office for scene three. I mean he screws her in her orifices. She says, "Ohfuckmypussyyeahohyeah" in response. She then has a screaming fit. Meanwhile, Amber's wandering around and there's a detective. But he's not really a detective, he's the murderer! Belladona sidles up to Dale Dabone for some smooth riding. I have this fantasy that some day somebody's going to fuck the gap between Belladonna's two front teef. But I guess that is impossible. Nothing great. No anal and Belladonna deserved it.
Finally Melissa West, the cover girl, gets rabbit-humped into next week by Mario. Her IQ is reduced to 15 (enough to squeak and breathe). So. There you have it. I'm ranking it low despite some highlights because I think you can do better. Jerome Tanner has definately pulled off some higher quality flicks.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes featurette | chapter selections | full length feature | interactive menus | large photo gallery | playable worldwide | sub chapters
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DATE POSTED: 11-02-2002
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