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-from Vivid

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Misc.

Starring: Asia Carrera, Barrett Moore, Charlie, Cheyenne, Christy Canyon, Kobe Tai, Lori Michaels, Madeline Knight, Raylene, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Tia, TJ Hart

by Motley Crewcut

Eye Spy by Vivid gets a 4 for one reason. Well, for seventeen reasons. Yupe, seventeen full hardcore scenes of misc. rump-romping, clam chowder lapping, cock-goblining and twat-a-loppatating. Translation: more porn than any human can withstand in a single evening. Normally, I think best-of DVDs are a cop-out (and I still think that) but since you're getting three times the porn for your money with Eye Spy I guess I won't grumble too much.

The loose theme here is voyerism. Every scene has somebody watching somebody do something naughty to somebody else. Raylene is justified as the cover girl since she appears in five of the thirteen main scenes (and yes, she looks semi-pregnant as usual with those titties). As for the other stars, it's pretty much a who's who of the Vivid stable and porn in general - you'll see Kobe, Asia, TJ Hart, Christy Canyon, Sydnee Steele and Stephanie Swift to name a few. Cheyenne even appears in a bonus scene. Not all these girls are winners of course and some of the scenes are real duds. For example, scene four finds two Stonehedge lesbians doing little to undry each other's junk and scene five is an inexplicable bit of breviety depicting a barely human cromag screwing a limp brunette for a minute or two. But, over all, you'll find something you like on this DVD: anal, vaginal, blowjob, cunninglungfishes, penises the length of Florida, etc.

As for film quality and production it's all generally good - what you'd expect from a giant like Vivid. I can't write about the sound as my dishwasher was too loud during my screening for me to hear anything.

So, bottom line: an instant collection of porn here. Check this out and you'll know what you're talking about when conversation turns to porn at the church potluck.

Does EYE SPY RAYLENE sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

DVD Features Include: photo gallery | 5.1 digital sound | behind the scenes | bonus rooms | full motion chapters | hours of erotic extras

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3022 to read this Rancho Review.

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