by
Buff Punzlif
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I will never understand why porno companies (or any mass-market media production companies) rely on screeners to send for review. It seems counterproductive. Think about it - we can't tell you anything about extras (they're not there), editing (scenes are split in 15-minute increments), or packaging (unless you include paper sleeves and DVD-Rs). It's not Rancho's fault, of course, so here's my take on the sexy content.
Well, I guess it's sexy. I don't know how off I can get on a cast of fake-breasted sluts (at least they're not so obviously fake as the ones in this series' third video). Anyhow, blondie Michelle B. gets her pussy eaten; and Yasmine Vega is reasonably MILF-ish before Tory Lane shows up to give the disc its best scene. She does this thing where she bites on the fat of her left boob whilst getting pounded, and it looks kinda ridiculous.
And why do I always confuse Mark Wood with Chris Charming? They don't even look that similar...
DOUBLE TAKE
This movie is loaded with beautiful women. The first scene stars Michelle B taking it all ways, including up the butt. Yasmine Vega puts on a stellar performance; her moans of ecstasy almost made me come in my pants! Although Austin Kinkade isn't my favorite, her scene is good as well. Cherokee is my favorite in this bunch...something about her drives me insane. Tori Lane provides some throat-fucking goodness, as well as anal dildo-ramming while riding. All-in-all, a good movie with all kinds of hardcore, anal, cumshots, and toys. 4 Skeets.
- Mike Woodgate
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Running Time: 118 minutes | Production Date: 04-19-2005
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DATE POSTED: 10-09-2006
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