by
Mister Melanin
Step 1: turn off all of you lights. You can't be beatin' off in the light.
Step 2: get some tissue paper. I guarantee that you'll be making some toilet paper mache tonight.
Step 3: turn the volume way, way up. You'll thank me for it. And your neighbors will think you're killing a woman with dildos.
This is the pussy stretchinest, wet slottest, g-spot reachinest, sybainest movie this reviewer has ever seen.
Noisy marital aides are crammed into pussys, and you're so close to the action that you can see the spray radius of the lubrication that was done offscreen and you can hear the toys loud enough to be bandsaws or something. And the squishes! My good lord! the squishes and squeaks coming from ever set of lips on these young lovelies are enough to make you come all over your coffee table before you know what's happening.
The angles aren't too innovative or varied, but what the fuck do you really want? it's a shot from the vagina up to her boobs and then her face every time. They're identical most of the time, but they're good enough that you probably wouldn't have noticed unless I told you about it. I would compare the angles to Eminem's music. Nothing new at this point, but great anyway.
Some of the toys are big enough to bring childbirth to mind, but if you can avoid those kinds of thoughts, you may fill your cock with enough blood to burst it. Maybe it's a good thing to keep childbirth in the back of your mind so you don't stain your briefs with the blood from your popped cock.
My God, that's foul. I wish I hadn't written it.
When Shyla Stylez sits on the Sybain, it's as if she's been transformed into a retarded little doggie with gigantic tits. I thought she was going to drop dead of a fatal orgasm after a few minutes, but she toughed it out.
Aimee Tyler needed more lube, but other than that, I have no complaints. It even looked like she had a real orgasm or two. She stares at her twat like it's an alien from outer space as the Sybain has it's way with her. When she goes glassy-eyed and you think maybe she would have shit her pants if she'd been wearing any, you'll know she came and the scene is almost over. She manages to turn the wonder machine off and says, "like, that was so crazy."
Angela Crystal pokes around in her German snizz next. It's noisy and sounds sticky, but I can't see the juice, so it doesn't count at this point. After a while, she's in full swing and her freshly-shorn beaver sucks dildos up like they're hotdogs and her lower pelvic region is a championship eater. Her rapid-fire orgasm style is great. You could turn off the picture on this one and just beat your meat to the sound track. She actually screams a couple of times even before she gets on the machine from heaven. And you can tell that she's having a pretty good 'gasm from the way her leg shakes like a rabbit on speed. Angela also battles it out with one of those magic wands filled with glitter and some sort of über viscous water. It's not one that you'd want to put on your keychain though. This bastard is about 8 feet long. I dunno what that converts to in metric. I'm sure she could tell you though. When she sits on the Sybain and turns it on, you'll think the world has ended. Hers has, that's for sure. She has no conscious thought throughout the ordeal except about her flaming cunny, I'll guarantee you whut. Just when you think she's about to launch herself into the stratosphere, she falls over and the secen ends.
Then Domino flashes her nice pussy. She fiddles with it like a goddamn pro, which I guess she is. She talkes dirty alright as well. Not as good as Gauge, but pretty damn good. The lighting on this scene is poor. I will not write anything else about it except to note that Domino seems to have a nearly bottomless vaginal canal, and her stint on the machine of love has her chewing her shirt and spouting nonsense like some sort of dirty parakeet that was raised in a brothel.
Get this movie or you're retarded. Then go out and get a Sybain.
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DVD Features Include: 10 interviews with pornstars | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | over 25 trailers | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound
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Reader comments
bruce (bedlum) says:
id love to see a list of videos that deal with the electro gaget. would be great to be able to see and order those kind of videos. they are just very hard to find.
bruce gives this movie 4
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