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-from Wicked Pictures

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Michael Zen

Starring: Bridgette Kerkove, Brittany Andrews, Chris Cannon, Devinn Lane, Evan Stone, Justine Romee, Kyle Stone, Lola, Mickey G, Syren

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This is a great movie even if you can see the boom mic about 20% of the time. There are beautiful twats, slippery (always a favorite type) sex, assplay, lesbians and some decent moneyshots.

Great head on a male blowup is enough for you to be legally required to buy this fucker, but you'll get so much more. Why the second scene (a lesbian one) alone is worth the price of admission. But not the admission of guilt you'll feel after masturbating yourself blind and frothy. It made me want to go out and buy a lesbian, a dildo and a clit ring to keep in my closet for rainy days.

I wouldn't mind better subchapters, but you can't have everything, right?

There's also product placements galore in here. Maybe it's par for the course, and I just fastforward too many movies, but I thought it was really funny to find all of these Hollywood locals being touted for their radness. It's as if director Michael Zen thinks that only Hollywood folks watch these movies, so some local product placement will help his friends out.

One last thing: One of the recurring chicks (I'm too lazy to figure out which one for you) has a nice hairy vagina. Usually I'm as fond of the shaven snizz as the next guy, but this one is great and well trimmed. I liked it.

Does NAKED BODIES sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: commentary with devinn lane | interviews | audio bios | avn awards winners and nominations | behind the scenes photos | box cover shoot | chapters | company profile | motion menus | photo gallery | promotional material | star galleries | trailers | wicked casino


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