My precious, your precious, we all want the fucking precious. We're going to guess this didn't take as long to put together as the film trilogy of recent fame (and Tolkein books of lore, shit did I just say that?), but this is a pretty decent rendition of the story. And who else but Private would actually try to do this, and pull it off?
The hibbits are the horniest race in Outer Earth. Classic.
Sex scenes? Oh yeah, it's all good, including Sodo (Lara Stevens) titfucking her partner so you can see the ring of power on a chain around her neck. Saana plays Dannathorn "Striker," and she gets a really nice facial, like rangers tend to do. Sylvia Saint with a "Sting"-inspired dagger shaped clear dildo? And in the darkness bind them! Great, fun stuff.
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DVD Features Include: digital stereo sound | direct access to chapters | dvd-rom compatible | interactive menus | multiple foreign languages | photobook | subtitles | trailers
Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 02-15-2005
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3572 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 01-08-2006
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