A mysteriously-murdered cop (Randy Spears) returns to Earth a year after his demise to seek answers with the help of his partner (Temptress). The cop's wife (Alexa) has moved on since her husband's death and hooked up with an evil new beau (Alec Metro). The partner's boyfriend (Jason McCain) complicates matters. So, who's behind the murder? With Forever's cast of seven, it won't take you long to figure it out, though the ending probably classifies as a "surprise." Imagine Ghost except with porn stars fucking each others guts inside-out between their lines.
Sexual inflata-mattress Alexa screws through the movies crew-cutted clones in three well-lit scenes. Plastic to the core, blonde Alexa's fakes bounce distractingly on her chest as the faceless dicks hammer her junk repeatedly. More than once she physically hems in her mammaries as if they are in danger of spinning off into the stratosphere. While her full body shots sometimes resemble a Barbie aerobic video from Hell, Alexa does look great with her head impaled on a big ol' penis, her eyes glazed, her face slack and twitching like a dying carp. She's no genius (She claims to love Shakespeare during the DVD's interview segment. She's topless and applying mascara in gothic amounts at the time.) but you have to appreciate the vacuous expression on her face as Randy Spears spills his goo across her puffed lips, once again proving it doesn't take brains to take cock.
Quite the opposite of Alexa, Temptress's quiet good looks and natural body are a welcome sight during her three scenes. Even my wife thought Temptress looked "nice. Like someone you could be friends with." Temptress delivers decent performances with Jason McCain and Randy Spears as her smooth-shaven vagina absorbs each man's dick with little trouble. Jason also manages to cram four pudgy fingers into her slick canal while her eyes roll back to whites. And her boobs actually move! The sex gets a little redundant with the women always on top facing the mens' feet (the dreaded pommel horse position), but anything involving well-mic'ed squishing nasties can't be half-bad, right? You'll also find a semi-goofy lesbian scene with Alexa in the film where the dead cop possesses Temptress and screws his wife and...it's too hard to explain.
The only real exception to formula is a scene involving Alec Metro and greasy, horny Justine Romee. Justine's features are largely forgettable, but you will remember the close up of Alec's fingers exploring the deep (well-mapped) crevasses of her ass and pussy. Eventually she accepts a high-speed anal injection from Alec's dick as well as a final facial.
The camera work is clean, the background music unobtrusive, and the plot of Partners Forever just interesting enough to get you past the suffocating acting, which, in its own right, really isn't overly horrible (Temptress even chokes out a few real tears in an emotional moment! Wow!) A solid offering from Wicked, Partners Forever is definitely a good movie to watch with your partner.
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