by
Buff Punzlif
Sapphic Desires, the third volume in Dana Danes (non-)visionary Erocktavision series, projects an easy gimmick. The premise is not the single stupidest idea ever (though is exceedingly close), as the case misleads with exclaimed glamour:
"Dana Dane's erotic revolution continues on the high seas with her third endeavor into Erocktavision, her own brand of steaming hot girl on girl action. With edgy music-video style and smokin' hotties, erotic cinema takes another giant leap forward. ...You'll find yourself transported into a music-video world where your most erotic fantasies are realized. If you like watching girl-on-girl action with gorgeous, sexy women, you absolutely must see the future of erotic film. Erocktavision is the evolution of music-video-style erotica smashing pornographic stereotypes."
Well, bullshit!
First of all, the DVD is barely an hour long - and has seven scenes - which means there's not much time to see anything. And these girls act like it, because they don't do anything (and scarcely make any physical contact at all). Secondly, you cannot hear them over the pulse-pounding techno-pop/rock/hip-hop that blares over each scene. Talent as here-and-now as Autumn Bliss, Cassie Courtland, Leah Lane, and Holly Wellin should not be so wasted on so little.
To contrast the lies on the cover-back, this tripe is NOT a "revolution;" it is NOT a "leap" (or a step, or even a shuffle) forward; and it is NOT indicative of any "evolution" in any way whatever.
In its defense, I suppose it IS a "music-video."
But if these are your "most erotic fantasies...realized," you have no imagination and should kill yourself directly.
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DVD Features Include: behind-the-scenes | bonus scene | slideshow
Running Time: 66 minutes | Production Date: 03-26-2005
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4071 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 01-28-2006
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