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ZANA EXPOSED
ZANA EXPOSED

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Rancho Rating: ***

Starring: Alison Kilgore, Taylor St. Claire, Zana

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Ahh, my first "...Exposed" video. This should be interesting. Best of a porn star. I can't wait!

The movie starts out with some clips and funny interviews. Then we get into some oral with Zana doing the honors. She DOES have great (if fake) boobs. Then get gets into some crazy positions while still delivering the pleasure to the young lady with the little ring in her left lip! Said young lady is shortly returning the favor, using everything from her three fingers to her tongue to a pretty glass dildo (which causes some strange noises to come from Zana's mouth, by the way!) They move on to anal toys, sweetly whispering to each other to maximize the other's pleasure.

The next group of clips is from "Sexxx #2." It starts with a picnic scene--no talking, just sex--between Zana and her two lunchmates. I gotta say, the guys actually look a bit bored! Strange. During this scene, Zana definitely keeps both ends of her luscious body continuously busy being fucked! Her asshole gets in on the fucking too! They even get some DP going on! One thing of note, this is the first scene that I've seen in a while where the vaginal and anal sex is safer--using condoms. That's kinda nice! I actually was getting distracted by her vocals, very very weird and kind of pained rather than sounding pleasurable...like some sort of large cat getting fucked by two cocks in one ass. Nice cumshot loads with cum everywhere! And she swallows, so that's nice, too!

We move on to "Puritan Video Magazine #37." Zana moves onto a FFM threesome with a guy and a really pretty Asian female. Said Asian female gets a thumb in her ass at one point, while having 4 fingers buried deep in Zana. Good combo. THEN, she gets fingered by the Asian girl AND the guy at the same time. Neat! Of course there is some good, old-fashioned pussy-reaming and girl-on-girl 69ing and all that, too. All in all a great scene, capped off by Zana taking a strap-on in her pussy and a real cock in her ass.

THe next scene is another Puritan Video Magazine with Taylor St. Clair, and it starts off with oral in the car, that is, Taylor sucks a guy off and we star watching through the windshield. Once we get a better view, she takes him all the way down her throat, which is, well, NEATO! Next it's the ever cliche sex-on-the-hood part with some good old bareback fucking. Oh, how her tits jiggle! So nice. Oh, and I'll point out that she has a beautiful vulva with a prominent clit and almost completely shaven, smooth labia. Just when you're thinking, "Now would be a great time for some anal, doggie-style!" That's when it happens! And her asshole is just as pretty as her pussy. They wrap it up with a lovely cumshot on her tits. Good scene! Solid. I wish we couldn't hear the director talking during the scene though.

There are a couple other scenes in the movie, but one of them has no sound and another really wasn't worth watching, so I left them out. This DVD lacks a chapter selection screen, strangely. Other than that, a solid video! Worth a rental, at least! 3 stars!

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DVD Features Include: 3 bonus scenes | dvd-rom compatible | great subchapters | photo gallery | previews


Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 904 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-12-14


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