Dark Influences is my very first Adam & Eve to review. It starts out with some really cool designs on the screen. Interesting Widescreen and anti-widescreen shapes. Oh, and a little teaser of what we're gonna see fucking-wise later in the movie.
I review pussy, not plot, so you're going to have to excuse my lack of plotty comments. But really, who watches the plot anyway?
In the first scene, Asia Carrera makes little Australian animal yelping noises while she gets fucked retarded by a guy wearing nothing but his tan lines. And what impressive tan lines they are, my dear. His dick is a little bit stumpy, but it seems to be more than enough to make Asia unable to speak coherently during the act of lovemaking. Wait! I just saw his dick again, and I must have had a bad angle the first time because it's long enough to unclog whatever's been plugging up her fallopian tubes. And it's curved, so he may even be hitting the G Spot with every goddamn stroke. There's no anal here, but I sure didn't miss it.
Asia finds her living room filled with three people fucking later on in the movie. One of them is a beautiful black woman who takes the dick and lick like a champ.
Scene three has a little punk grrl gobbling a tattooed dude's dong like it's a thanksgiving treat. Then he nails her from behind.
Then there's a sex-by-the-pool scene, and i was worried that the pool chair would fall over. But it didn't.
Finally, Asia gets it on with another chick, and we see the reason i'm completely and totally in love with Asia. Licking, slicking, spitting, sucking and flicking attack our ears and eyes. But it's a good attack. One that might just give you an orgasm if you're not careful.
There's no anal in this movie, but there IS a bonus scene with three girls that will blow your socks off. Makeup, Tattoos, Pierced Clitties and much, much more will give you an almost spontaneous mess in your underpants. It's a little bit short, but with action like this, it doesn't take much...
This is an above par movie that deserves to be on your shelf next to the Disney classics.
Does DARK INFLUENCES sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
DVD
DVD Features Include: internet access | bonus scene | behind the scenes | cast bios | digitally remastered | dvd-rom compatible | full motion chapters | photo gallery | playable worldwide | previews
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DATE POSTED: 12-09-2002
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