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Ack Ack Chewahwah
So, where to start, besides that it's 9 AM and I'm reviewing bondage movies. Dark Paradise 2 by Bizarre is what we've got here and thank goodness I get to review some Bizarre stuff on DVD for once. The film quality isn't stellar but it will do. Just don't expect it to light up your widescreen and blow up your Bose system while you're sucking cavair off your lovah's toes.
Dark Paradise was a little short to be rated in the upper tiers of Rancho Meatdome. But four scenes is pretty standard for bondage/whippin' movies I guess. Still, one more scene here and it would have been a four. The girls presented here, pleasuring each other with various instruments of pain, are for the most part OK, some a bit on the slaggy, skin-cancer, old-side of the pornpit. TJ Hart's here, getting her plastic melons whipped around like tennis balls between Agassi and Sampras (I love tennis). And a lot of other women I don't really recognize. Nina Hartley in her first starring role - if that means something to you. So, one girl dominating another girl, that's the formula.
Scene one: A good hand-spanking in an Ikea and African decorated apartment makes a slave's bum red like the bloodshed from Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead. There's some great pussy-whipping (take that sarlac!) and an electic Frankenstein shocker gets utilized. Lastly, the blonde fucks her little kitten with a strap-on. Wish we could have seen more of that.
Scene two: A rubbermaid whips the vaginaaaaah of a tied-up auburn haired girl. Then she attaches six clothespins to the pouting twat lips of her friend. The best part is when the clothespins come off. That's always the best part, isn't it?
Scene three: TJ Hart endures a paddling and a turn on the whipping post. Nothing too stellar here. And then she gets a saddle put on her and ridden around by her mistress. Saddles on people are fucking stoopid. They are. Just like eating ketchup on macaroni and cheese.
Scene Four: See Scene One except with different people. The End.
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DVD Features Include: 5.1 dolby digital sound | digitally remastered | dvd-rom compatible | full motion chapter menus | photo gallery | preview trailers of dvd releases | supplemental material
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