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    Starring: Alaura Eden, Annett, Black Puma, Brittney Skye, Charmaine Starr, Felix Vicious, Leila Lei

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    When I watched The Adventures of Be the Mask Episode 2, I couldnít help but to think about Boogie Nights because the whole concept for Be the Mask was taken from a scene in the flick. In Boogie Nights, the idea of shooting porn using real guys off the street to have sex with Roller Girl was used to so the viewers could live out their fantasies. Although in Boogie Nights it didnít work out and the guy gets kicked in the face with Roller Girls roller skates but for The Adventures of Be the Mask this didnít happen and actually worked out great.

    So through their website any guy can win a chance to go to LA and fuck a pornstar. To save their face they wear a wrestling mask like in the WWE. Some of the masks are creepy while others are funny but either way the lucky guy gets to fuck a pornstar. Much like Boogie Nights the guys are no doubt real guys, some are scary, some have small cocks and some are have super white tanless skin. If it werenít for the hot female pornstars then this movie would have not made it.

    The first star who takes her chances getting fucked by a guy in a mask is Alaura Eden. As the director tells the guy that he can do anything to her he wanted, I couldnít help to flashback to Boogie Nights but this guy didnít go too far. Alaura started by giving the Mask a deep-throat blowjob that was a little rough but to both of their likings. Alaura is a very natural girl with medium sized tits, shaved pussy and a big soft ass, now her ass isnít really big but it is perfect for a good pounding. This brunette got that good pounding in reverse cowgirl with her tits flopping. The cowgirl position had a very good angle that allowed a lot to be seen. Alaura started to play with her amazing ass and I knew that her big soft ass would be put to good use. Give it to the non-pornstars to come up with positions not normally seen in porn flicks like standing face-to-face and fucking. After the creativeness, the Mask got creative on Alauraís ass in the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions. After some good ass fucking, which also got me going, the Mask blows his load on Alaura and his dream was fulfilled.

    Both Brittney Skye and Felix Vicious are fucking hilarious in this scene as they spit on the guy in the mask. They also tie him up with a belt to a chair and only Felix rides his tiny cock while Skye uses a vibrator on herself. They make him watch while they grind their shaved pussies together and use the vibrator on Brittney. I feel kind-of bad for the guy because they just keep spitting on him, all over him. This sucks in terms of sex but hilarious because of the way they treat the guy. Felix and Brittney are both really hot chicks and the pussy grinding was okay.

    The next masked guy loves Asians so he get to fuck Charmaine Starr, who fits the Asian mold perfect with her tiny ass, tight pussy and small perky tits. This guy is the first guy who eats out the pornstar, which I must say, is awesome because nothing tastes better than pussy. I was almost totally impressed with Charmaine when she attempted the 180-degree turn from reverse cowgirl to cowgirl with his cock still inside her tight pussy but she was unable to keep it in. Now for being just an average guy, his cock was a good-sized one and showed Charmaine something new to the same old missionary position.

    The next Asian is Leila Lei who also fits the mold but her face is quite beat and the guy behind the mask sounds like Thomas Haden Church from Sideways and Spiderman 3 but looks nothing like him. The scene starts by the guy shaving Leilaís pussy and asshole, something I really could do without seeing. Plus the guy is a hairy mess and he made Leila shave, what a hypocrite. Apart from having a beat face, Leila does pull off the 180-degree turn from cowgirl to reverse cowgirl. When Leila takes the guys cock up her ass I wanted to fast-forward it but I couldnít. I like seeing anal but she kept saying it really hurts and moans like she was in real pain but he kept fucking her ass. Not mood setting at all. To finish the pain he cums in her eye. Done and done.

    Annett is the hottest chick in this whole flick and of course had to be paired with a goofy lookin dude. This guy is the pure opposite of Annett, with no tan, skinny as hell and a goofy accent while Annett is very tan, an amazing hot face and nice natural tits (which is good the guy doesnít have). Annett starts by giving a swallow bj to the guyís long but narrow cock. Again, here is a guy who eats out the pornstar and she is perfect with her nice pink center. The missionary was too dark to see anything but the reverse cowgirl was really hot because nothing could stop those big tits from moving. The cowgirl and doggy positions were nothing special for me but Annett couldnít take all of the guyís cock, it was just too long.

    The Black Puma was the last of the female pornstars in this flick, although not as hot as Annett, she does add a certain spice to the movie. The guy eats her out while she is on the phone and gives her the claw (thumb in her ass and the index in her pussy). After some eating and fingering from the guy, Black Puma gives him a bj like all others. This guy is a smart one because he never talks so he doesnít sound stupid like the other guys. The crappy part in this scene is that they donít have sex just a bj. They should have put this scene in the middle of the flick so not to end on a crappy note.

    The Adventures of Be the Mask Episode 2 has a very creative idea behind it that makes it very unique and fresh. Although the masks are kind-of creepy, not to mention some of the guys still some good fucking. But this flick isnít so much for jerking off to but more a souvenir for the guys in the film. Even though I am not gay, I still would rather see buff guys with large cocks than these guys. The Adventures of Be the Mask Episode 2 gets an average mark because of the unique idea and the hot girls but the guys brought it down.

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    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1826 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2007-09-01

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