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    Rancho Rating: ****
    Director: William H.

    Starring: Alex Devine, Kinzie Kennner, Mia Bangg, Savannha James, Tiana Lynn, Vicky Vette

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    "Cum-drenched tits... (Big natural cum-drenched tits). Cum-drenched tits... (Dirty girls receiving fat cock). Cum-drenched tits... (Big natural cum-drenched tits). Pretty girls getting fucked in the asshole... Girls that squirt... (Female e-jac-u-la-tion). Ass to mouth... (From their shit-hole to their mouth). Sexy sluts!" etc.

    Such is a sizeable portion of the song that accompanies the DVD's start-up. It may get stuck in your head, so hasten your scene selection accordingly. However, the lyrics are not entirely accurate - that is to say, not all the tits are natural, not all the girls are pretty, not all of them squirt, and there's very little ass-to-mouth to not speak of with your mouth full.

    That said (and though the disc seems to skip a bit around the middle), CDT3 does succeed in numerous arenas. Tiana Lynn squirts repeatedly on and in Savannha James, as she does on the male cocks to follow; and the fake-yet-attractive Vicky Vette is always excitedly hungry. Mia Bangg, with makeup as heavy as her fat mamma-jammery glands, takes deep anal while the oft-butterfaced Alex Divine partakes in a singularly 3-holed fuck.

    The bonus scene - sampled from the preceding entry in the series - fits nicely, and is actually one of the more aggressive segments featured. Other extras include trailers and phone ads, a simple slideshow sealing the deal with 4-star appeal.

    Does CUM DRENCHED TITS 3 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

    DVD Features Include: bonus scene | photo gallery | scene selection | trailers | website

    Running Time: 113 minutes | Production Date: 06-26-2005

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    DATE POSTED: 11-12-2005

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