I've started watching this movie more than once, but I've never made it to the review part. I don't remember why... Maybe I whack off before it's over and lose the gumption to write the review, or maybe my wife comes in the room and I have to change channels really quick.
I will tell you this though: Chasey Lane fucks her way through history like some spread-legged Time Traveller. Maybe she is just that. I dunno. The plot parts never sink too far into my memory. I have better things to remember. Like that I share a birthday with Sirhan Sirhan, Hitler and Frank Zappa.
The sex is good and all, but I don't get much of a feeling that the girls are enjoying themselves as much as they could be.
Just average.
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Production Date: 07-03-1995
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3017 to read this Rancho Review. DATE POSTED: 11-15-2002
Reader comments
Alan the Poet (Horndog) says: Hi fellow horndogs!
This site looks like fun! I just discovered it this evening - and I enjoyed this folksy little review (reverts to poet mode) At the very least - it did not make me spew
But a little more detail would not go amiss
A Miss PJ Sparxx is a lady I would glady kiss
These days she\'s a little beaty, meaty, big and bouncy
But far be it from me to critique - ohww! Don\'t get trouncy!
And Chasey Lane with her big baby blues
Her pillow tits - she\'s just good news!
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