by
Kris Kjorness
The idea is that a guy dies and then comes back as a woman. I think. Like the rest of the porn-watching world, I skipped the late-night cable acting and just watched the manmeat plunging in and out of girlmeat. The little bits of acting that I DID see were pretty good though. The girl in the first scene memorized her lines really well (even if she's got a big zit on her forehead), and there's a part in the last scene when an angel says, "you've come a long way baby, but... suckmydickbitch." Oh. And the guy who dies looks a little like Joey from Friends.
The first scene is sex on stairs. I've never been a big fan of the stairs sex, but maybe because that's due to me never doing it on stairs. If anyone would like to help me out in this area, please email me via ranchocarne.com.
The second scene is fucking an angel. Joey from Friends dumps a more than impressive load of baby batter in the angel's mouth.
Then he turns into a girl. Some of his first feminine words are, "I have a pussy! OH MY GOD!" Probably my first reaction too. During his first ten weeks as a woman, he masturbates. By the 52nd week, he's fucking guys in front of businessmen. We finally get to see some anal action. It's good.
I actually watched more of the acting parts than I'd like to admit, and I've got to say that they were pretty funny.
This review sucks. I'm sorry.
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