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MOTHER FUCKERS
MOTHER FUCKERS

-from Mayhem DVD

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Francois

Starring: Michelle Banks, Nomi, Trina Michaels, Vanessa Lane

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I thought we had Mayhem's first MILF-fest on our hands here, which woulda been awesome. Imagine subjecting someone's mom to Skeeter's grab-your-ankles-no-hands-blowjob routine! But, alas, this is merely a bunch of regular, 20 year old fake tittied porno bitches pretending to be cheating wives. The set-ups are very brief, but funny - like Vanessa Lane baking the perfect cherry pie ("You make a good pie, now what ELSE can you do for me?" Mr French cocksman asks, mere minutes before he dives dick-first into her tight ass) or pretty, button nosed, black(?) Michelle Banks getting caught in the middle of an interior designer sandwich. Actually, that sounds impossible, maybe they were architects. Anyway, just to remind you what yr watching, the girls say "You're much better than my husband" at some point, but for the most part, this plot-free gonzo heavy on the anal, with a bunch of pretty girls in housewife get-ups. A little dumb, but hot.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | dolby surround sound | interviews | photo gallery | pop shots | subchapters | talent profiles | trailers


Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 02-13-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3278 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-10-2005


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