by
The Rancho Cow
The Heist 2 by Legend is a well-packaged movie. I wouldn't called it "sexy and provocative" or "edge-of-your-seat-excitement" like the box front does, but it's definitely decent as far as porn goes. The story kind of cracks me up. Joel Lawrence is a religious frat boy and the son of a TV evangelist. Four hot n' saucy blonde kidnappers capture him and his frat brothers and hold them hostage. Since the payoff is slow in coming, the girls de-virginize the brothers (as in "Oh god! They're going to blow another hostage!"). That shit is funny.
After Evan screams like a little girl (not something I really wanted to hear) a blonde sucks Jesus right out of his pecker in the shower. I can't remember if the chick is Brittany Skye or Estelle Laurence. Then, Steve Holmes (the Al Bundy of the porn world) gives Hannah the shocker and then humps her pussy and her ass. Nextly, there's a funny scene of a guy getting a blowjob on a deck while the SWAT guys look on in horror.
Holly Hollywood and Nicole Love have at it in a lesbo scene. There's 69ing, DP-fingering and the girls use great teamwork to put out a great double dildo scene (something that sometimes doesn't work out so well). The fifth scene stars, I think, Ashley Long even though her bio says Ashley Blue. More DP ass-fingering and fucking. And lastly, Hannah humps Joel the Virgin with good head and an enthusiastic vagina. Very nice.
From the mouth of the Rancho Cow, I give this one a 4. Legend and Jerome Tanner put out some of the funniest, yet watchable porn this side of um, I don't know, Iraq.
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DVD Features Include: full length feature | behind the scenes | interactive menu | photo gallery | chapter and subchapter selection | playable worldwide
Running Time: 85 minutes | Production Date: 04-15-2002
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DATE POSTED: 04-12-2003
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