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BORN FOR PORN
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Rancho Rating: ***

Starring: Lauren Phoenix, Mandy Bright, Missy Monroe, Nicki, Trina Michaels

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Born For Porn

You would have a hard time convincing any Perve that the collection of sluts sucking and fucking in this flick weren’t born for Porn. All five are not afraid to stick a dick in their ass and they have been consistently easy to stroke for. The bad news that this isn’t the girls best work and most of the scenes contains the girls just going through the motions. The good news is that there is plenty of anal action with a pretty good cast.

Missy Monroe is the first girl that shows that she was Born for the life of a Porn whore. Perverts don’t need any more proof from Missy, she always provides good stroke materail. Nice action from Missy, but she is the only one that doesn’t do anal. She does swallow cum, which is nice. Mandy Bright is next up and she immediately sticks a dick in her ass. Mandy is a slut that has worked hard for a Pervert’s respect; this is just another example of this. This is a pretty good effort from Mandy and is good stroke material. Lauren Phoenix’s scene also gives a Pervert something to stroke to. Lauren and her nice ass is stuffed with dick. She always makes a Pervert low on lube, not her best but still pretty good stuff. The other two whores that service cock are Trina Michaels and Nikki Hunter and both do a good job. Trina looks better than usual and puts cock up her ass.

Overall this is a solid cast of whores with some decent action. Will definitely give Perve’s something to wack to, but could have been a little better with this lineup of whores. And I’m still trying to figure out why Missy didn’t put dick up her ass.

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Production Date: 12-07-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2384 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-19-2005


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