Hey, if you're going to check out any comps, Seymore Butts gonzo shit is worth trying...as much as anything out there.
The first scene features Wendy Knight, Tom, and Mark from Behind The Sphinc Door. In this scene from about 1997 or so, Knight's fantasy is to fuck two guys, and she gets stunt cocks Tom Byron and Mark Davis...and she be DAMN happy. This is really hot action, oral and anal, lots of switching, all in, I believe this was Butts' house (could be wrong). Whatever, this has a real cool feel about it, not just gonzo-shot-in-hotel-room stuff. Butts always captured this stuff amazingly well (still does). Anyway, the tag team anals and DP are scorching, and it of course ends with a double facial blast (unfortunately we really get a good view of the bottom of her chin, as she's arching up to catch the streams). Oh well, can't be perfect.
Scene #2 is the best reason to check this movie out, or Seymore Butts Does Europe #1. Two words: Alisha Klass. She's insatiable, sucks cock like a demon, and squirted like a geyser before anybody knew who Cytheria was. Seymore' caught, well, busy (number two), and after a few moments figuring out the bidet, he uses fingers and dildo in the pussy and ass till she wails like a banshee and pours all over the bed. Hey, remember that shit I said about gonzo-shot-in-hotel-room-stuff? Well, this is gonzo-shot-in-hotel-room-stuff. Fuck it, the POV blow/rim job is beyond hot. Klass is a legend, and the downfall of her career has been well documented in many circles, but when she was coming up, DAMN. This turns into probably the hottest couples tape you could think of, because Klass gets to hold the camera for a while, as Seymore eats her out. Most het guys will FF, but I'd think women would go nuts for this. Eventually it's time for A2M city (and Klass has a "Seymore Butts" tattoo, and a massive spraying cumshot.
You also get a threeway with short-haired blond Julie Rage, Gina, and Ron Jeremy (naysayers get over it, please). Rage has got one long tongue, and she puts it to good use, on Jeremy's cock, and Gina's clit, while Jeremy's cock is buried to the hilt. Nice scene, ending in a double facial (shot from underneath). The final scene is a bit of a letdown, from Backdoor to Buttsville, and features Olivia and TT Boy. While is does have a nice facial ending, Olivia isn't one of my favorites, and unfortunately for her, fucking SHANE (that's how far back we're going folks) is in this scene (in a nonsex role). Oh well, can't be perfect. Klass is unstoppable.
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DVD Features Include: 800 number | website | direct access to chapters | photo gallery | trailers
Running Time: 105 minutes | Production Date: 06-01-1998
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DATE POSTED: 04-20-2005
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