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JELLY 7
JELLY 7 Buy DVD

-from Kick Ass Pictures

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: D. Znuts

Starring: Jenna Brooks, Mika Brown, Nikki Lane, Rayven Somorr, Taya Silvers

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Now I'm no Harvard scientist, but by "jelly" I believe they are referring to the size and elasticity of the posteriors of these particular women of color. Or something like that.

Taya Silvers sure lets the drool flow during her blowjob, and I love the way she says "daddy" all the time. Nobody told her to do it, she jus' likes it. Mika Brown likes to gag on cock before she assumes the doggie position on a black leather couch (Jesus, even the couches are black--this is hardcore). She takes some nice anal from the side before her facial. Rayven Somorr (excuse me whilst I giggle) has a bigger--what, are the buttz getting bigger with each scene? Not sure about the pierced bottom lip (not my thing), but I guess it doesn't matter when it's getting splattered. Nikki Lane appears to be the looker of the group, with a face that looks as good as the rest of her, if you catch the drift. Big juicy titties too, she's yummy. Much time is taking spreading her bright pink pussy, and man that's one bright red tongue stud. Great cocksucking technique, better fucking technique, especially in cowgirl (I think we have a winner). Good facial. Jenna Brooks has got plenty of jiggle, and I especially like the violet body fishnet. Her only rule is, when a dick is in her mouth, the guy has to stop talkin' shit. Well come over here and suck it, bitch! Seriously, that's a nice big flappin' tongue that she's packing. Great doggie and mouth shot--a huge load, caught with style, and swallowed.

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DVD Features Include: animated chapter index | bloopers | playable worldwide | sex menu | sneak previews | starlet bios


Running Time: 78 minutes | Production Date: 12-03-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2242 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 05-05-2005


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