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-from Evasive Angles Entertainment

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: TT Boy

Starring: Juicy, Kandi, Lexi, Sparkle, Sugar, Sydney, Toi

by shortbus69

Not certainthat I care for the music video--I tend to skip MTV when I'm surfing anyway, but some y'all might get a kick out of "Oh shit, Santa brought me some bitches!"

Pretty predictable gonzo-style heat, with emphasis on da bootylicious bitches. Toi, though, has an adorable face too, and I wish there was more of it. Same with Lexi (who royally milks Byron Long; the CG view is unreal), Sydney, and Sparkle (who sucks as well as she dances), although this isn't about face time. It's about making ass cheeks clap--which Sydney holds a doctorate in. Some good big butt action throughout (nothing like a hot rimjob on women like these), but the rap self-promotion gets damn tedious.

Good luck to the recording career.

Does BIG PHAT APPLE BOTTOM BOOTYS 3 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

DVD Features Include: jump to scenes | photo gallery | photo menu

Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 02-05-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1855 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 04-13-2005

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