by
Sleazegrinder
Hoo-boy. Imagine your puffiest uncle holed up in a motel room somewhere with a video camera, badgering non-English speaking teenagers to put things in their asses, with the promise that the girl who 'cums the hardest' gets a big surprise. That's pretty much what we've got here, as Roscoe Bowltree, the old motormouthed perv, wrangles a bunch of newbie 'models' and sees where he can get.
First up is Aneta, a beautiful young girl with perfect features and a tight, athletic body (shame about the two-toned hair, but whatever). Roscoe spends an inordimate amount of time begging her to try out a buttplug. Even with no understanding of the language, she refuses. He finally gets her to buzz her pussy with some device for a minute or two. She phonies up a quick climax and splits. Dumb bit, but a great looking girl.
Then there's a bunch of much easier conquests, probably 'cuz Tiana Lynn is around to lezzy things up and suck Roscoe off if the action slows down. So ya get more garbled English and many, many advertisements for Doc Johnson's fine array of self-stimulation products. There's also plenty of power-squirting from Tianna, who really might have a leaking problem. The best of these is when she's oppsoite 'classy' looking brunette Teresa Liova, who looks both shocked and panicked when she's suddenly showered with Lynn's girl-goo. Ha.
Oh yeh, there's also a scene where Roscoe stands around in an empty hallway scratching his ass and waiting for something to happen. He eventually hits paydirt when the stunning Lexi shows up. He 'convinces' her that she's got a bright future in jerk-off movies and the next thing you know, she naked save for pink fishnets with a dildo vibrating away in her pussy and Roscoe's hammy finger up her ass. And so on.
Listen, you definitely have to have a little patience to deal with Mr. Loudmouth here, but the chicks are really top shelf, and there's some solid solo-girl and steamy lesbo action here.
Oh, and to address the title, who cums? Dude, when's the last time any of us worried if the CHICK came? Just keep yr dick in yr hand while this one is rolling, and eventually,you'll be the winner of the cum-test.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bloopers | bonus scene | extra footage | full motion menus | photo gallery | scene selection | trailers | website
Running Time: 110 minutes | Production Date: 12-18-2004
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2536 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 05-09-2005
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