by
The Big Dick
Here's another installment of Screaming Orgasms. I like this series primarily because the ladies actually come, almost on cue, when they sit on the Sybian, the Holy Grail of vibrating, rotating, pussy-rattling, bone-shaking pleasure toys. Makers of the Sybian: if you're reading this, think about how much great advertising we've provided you. We would like a Sybian. We have girls around the Ranch that we would like to reduce to putty. Thanks!
Five scenes. Five girls. Before they take a spin on the Sybian they all play with their sweaty junk in a variety of ways for your viewing pleasure. Most of the girls talk dirty directly into the camera. Since it's all a POV format, this works pretty well. Definitely a guy movie. Nothing here for your girlfriend. Well, actually, I think girls might enjoy seeing the Sybian in action. It's a piece o' work. British Ashley goes first, working her fingers around in her nice slit before crowding in Tom Arnold-sized vibrator. Afterwards she says, "You make my eyes water." She says a lot of funny things. In a funny accent. When she says cunt, it comes out "caaaaaannnt." You can't beat that (with a stick). And yes, the Sybian makes her very confused and malleable.
Probably the highlight of the movie comes in scene two when Asian Fujiko makes herself come many many times. It gets loud. She can even fuck herself with a dildo using no hands (a must see). Finally, she mounts the Sybian. Wow. It's too much for her. She literally freaks out and after she comes (exploding every bit of her neural cortex apparently) she sits there on the apparatus completely dazed, in shock it appears. Wow. It seems to be for real.
The next three scenes are decent but don't live up to the first two. Paris announces "I'm going to fuck myself." and she does, but her Sybian ride is lackluster. Same for Angel. Same for Sugar. The real fun is watching Fujiko. And listening to Ashley talk, of course. This one is easily a 4 if you've never seen the series. Maybe a 3 if you're a veteran.
Does SCREAMING ORGASMS 5 sound like it's
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DVD Features Include: 10 interviews with pornstars | 25 trailers | chapter search | photo gallery
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2373 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-21-2002
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