by
Crack-Addled Octopus
You know the way it works: five luscious little ladies get gravy drizzled on their biscuits. They squirm and they grunt which nine times out of ten makes things stir below the belt line. It's biology. There's nothing you can really do but enjoy Naughty College Girls #18. Let's put it this way: if I had one of those really nice Volvos with the little headlight windshield wipers and seat warmers, I'd trade that sucker straight up to stick my penis in a couple of these here little fillys. Well, no I wouldn't. But it's funny to think about.
Scene one: Braidy Brandi fucks a muscle-bound pool cleaner on the grounds of a fancy mansion. Actually all of these scenes take place in a fancy mansion. Maybe the DVD should be called Naughty Fancy Mansion Girls. After seeing a fuckton of these titles, I'd appreciate, just once, to see something that indicates "college" and not wealthy sunny Californian settings ripe with cum-dripping strumpets. Anyway, razor-burned, zitty-assed Brandi's all sorts of beat up. Her knees are scraped and her legs are scratched. It looked like she'd been sledding in a gravel quarry the week before the shoot. But I liked that. And yupe, she got railed. I couldn't tell if she loved it or hated it, but her face looked like a pound of mashed-up hamburger during the sex. But I liked that.
Next, dirty half-breed Ann Marie gives us some nice cunt close-ups while Mario penetrates her birth canal (doesn't sound so romantic that way, does it?) Her orgasms are as real as cubic zirconian. But I liked that. Scene three deviates a little from the College School Girls theme in that it's a lesbian vignette and a fine one at that. Cute-faced Autumn pretends to be 15, as though she's never been, uh, munched on by a woman before. Yeah, that's why she's got a pierced vagina. The dildos come out to play and the trees burst into bloom, etc.
Mario fucks dumb blonde Hannah next in a mostly forgettable scene. At first I thought Mario was pretending to be retarded and I really was laughing but then I figured out that he was supposed to just be a foreign exchange student and that he talks that way all the time. Lastly, Danni, Ms. Deep-throat USA, chows down on Lee Stone's Pillar of Flesh. She has waaay too much fun but has her hair shaved into the "landing strip" pattern so I liked her alright. After some flexibility training, Lee bombs his body's secretions into our lucky lady's mouth. And that's it. I give this one a 3 and a half. Pretty average but at least the girls are young and willing.
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DVD Features Include: chapter search | photo gallery | 25 trailers | 10 interviews with pornstars
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3098 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-21-2002
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