Everybody sing, come back to Jamacia. What's old is what's new...hey, where's Cleo? My palm needs to be read. Seriously, when this reviewer wants to vacation, snow or "seasonal" bullshit is not part of my menu. It's about sun, sun, and more sun, and Candida Royale paints a very pretty picture of the Caribbean in this 84-minute flick.
Definitely more for couple-oriented viewing--this is more of an intimacy tape than a pure sex tape. Couples running around naked on vacation stuff, like the Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson tape, only it's not that stomach churning, and the people actually don't mind that the camera is there (or that the tape is being released in the first place.
Real people, real sun-kissed bodies, real tourists hitting it off with exotic locals in internet cyber cafes. And who is that maid who gets led around by a dog collar in chapter 6? A fourway on the beach? Pretty damn hot. Beautiful talent all the way around, cocoa butter skin, erotically shot...it's a Femme production, and Royale knows her stuff. So curl up with that special someone, pour some wine, and be thankful you're not listening to Pam and Tommy gush, "I love you so much baby."
Does CARIBBEAN HEAT sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
DVD
DVD Features Include: behind the scenes footage | candida bio | photo gallery | previews | trailers
Running Time: 84 minutes | Production Date: 03-01-2004
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DATE POSTED: 04-09-2005
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