by
Crack-Addled Octopus
Young as they Cum is a pretty good series. Why? Well, Young and Cum. Those are good things. Hold on...strangely enough, as I sit here reviewing my notes, I don't remember much about this movie. It's time for a vacation.
Here's what you get: five solid scenes of bimbos sucking dick and fucking dick and standing in the line of fire for the shooting dicks. How young are the girls? Probably not young enough, but rest assured they are completely legal and that's what counts. The first scene involves Judy and Mario. I don't remember this at all. But my notes say that Judy had some shaved up junk and that Mario "fucks her till she's a groanin'." Christ, what nationality are these girls? Judy's got one pierced ninny. How cool is that? How many questions can I ask in a porn review?
Scene two finds Aimee railing Dillion Day, the Charles Atlas of porn. I guess. Aimee's also very shaved-up (Shaved = young, that's the logic) and though she's kind of dopey looking there's nothing wrong with that. Who said you had to look at her face? Next Krystal plops her sloppy hole over the pole of a tattooed john. It's what you'd expect, but I liked some of the camera angles here. I could feel the action, man, I could feel it! Let's have a direct quote from my notes: "Sloppy hole happy hole. Yick, fake boobs. late squirt drills her." That late squirt happens when Krystal thinks the penis is done erupting. She foolishly gets closer to the dick. BLAM! She recoils in terror as the cum nails her dead-on. Ha!
Next, little Luna about hyperventilates giving that same dude a blowjob. Damn, she's got nice tits. Probably because they're fake. Yep, healing scars. It's not exactly pounding sex here, but it's alright. And another brunette cannot help but up the scoring for this title. Lastly, Daisy Dukes (yeah!) humps Dillion. She's definitely little. I liked her. And then my notes say a bunch of things I can't read. I must have actually been watching the movie at this point. That's a good sign.
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DVD Features Include: 10 interviews with pornstars | 25 trailers | chapter search | photo gallery
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3825 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-21-2002
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