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colonel kumquat
Supposedly this is a "reality porn", which is real convincing since girls like Taylor Rain and Rio Mariah are in it. Aaaaanyway, it's got some hot bitches and some nasty sex and that's all that really matters right?
Things start out with Justine Joli and Vanessa Lane dyking it out. There's some nice pussylicking and dildo play, including some nice strapon from behind action, which rounds out this pretty average lez scene.
Some more stupid "reality" plot crap happens and we cut to the always sexy Mari Possa getting herself off with a vibrator. I wouldn't care if this bitch was sitting doing her taxes or making a pot roast, I'd fucking watch it. It's a simple masturbation scene, but it is boner-inducing nonetheless and she looks really good.
Third up is Vanessa Lane who sucks some dick, gets fucked, and gets her ass fingered. She's cute but the scene was kinda meh and didn't really do shit for me.
More stupid plot crap, then cut to Makayla Cox on a stripper pole. A dude comes in and eats her, she sucks him, he fucks her pussy in a couple positions then moves in for the movie's first anal. She looks real good taking it and even does a bit of a2m, which is always welcome. She takes a nice coat of ball butter on her sweet mug to finish things out.
That brings us to busted, alien-like, but still somewhat appealing, whore Rio Mariah. She starts things off rubbing her pussy down for a bit and then breaks out a dildo and commences self-pleasuring. This was a bit long and boring and she really wasn't very hot and didn't do anything moderately kinky.
Last but not least is the always lovely and slutty Taylor Rain, who takes on a modest 2 guys. She gives a super sloppy and disgusting dual bj, gets her pussy fucked in a couple positions by each guy, then gets tagteamed in reverse cowgirl (this must be soooo uncomfortable for the dudes), then doggy and then takes both the wads on her face.
This movie was a bit of a disappointment. Seeing so many girls with a big reputation for extreme nastiness doing bullshit like masturbating is fucking weak. Mari Possa really turns me on and the fact she was in this was somewhat of a saving grace, but I thought this movie pretty much blew.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | coming attractions | slideshow
Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 12-28-2004
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DATE POSTED: 06-08-2005
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