by
Ramon Torra
Busted by Vivid was not THE perfect porno. Nope, not by a long shot. (Yes, I'm looking for the ultimate porno, just like the rest of you. Why else would I be reviewing for porn for this here website? There certainly aren't any groupies.) The story is lame but at least a little adventurous. Grieving Raylene is in love with her poet neighbor, Tony Tedeschi, who's a sexual maniac, etc. etc. Raylene finds a sculpture modeled after Tony's torso. The sculpture has a raging hard-on. Raylene falls in love with the sculpture and eventually gets bagged by Tony himself. That's it in a nut-shell.
There's a decent amount of nut to go with the shell, of course, though not quite enough to put this movie up there in the Hall of Rancho Fame. First Raylene gets laid out by queer-as-sin Voodoo. The man has a pierced tongue for Christ's sake and you KNOW what those are for! Raylene's a good little dick receptacle. She's drunk on sex and looks nice on dick. Voodoo, gay or not, blows nut like a wizard. "Whoa," Raylene said as the sperm missiles fly over her head.
Tony fucks a blonde over a table next. Busted has a very grainy look - maybe it was even shot on film, I'm unsure. But it gives the whole flick an aged look. And that blonde Tony's givin' it to looks straight out of the 70s as well. Nothing special here. After some lame poems and Raylene pretending to play the cello again (woo!) a bunch of blondes come over to party with Tony and end up diddling each other in two seperate lesbo scenes. Why? Tony's poetry makes girls want to FUCK, man! Vibrators and dildos end up shoved up some pretty asses so that's all right.
By now, Raylene's captured the headless made-of-clay sculpture that sports a perpertual hard-on. This was my favorite part. She licks the sculpture's penis! She titty-fucks the sculpture! She talks to it! Crazy, man, crazy! But this brief little masturbation scene counts as the movie's fourth scene and since there are only five total, I felt the whole thing a little weak. The last scene sees Raylene screwing real-life manniquin Tony. She makes her best attack dawg growls as he boffs her from behind. The multiple angles on this DVD aren't true, by the way.
Final note: Raylene has the cutest ears of any pornstar in the business!
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DATE POSTED: 06-09-2002
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