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THE RIDING SCHOOL
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Rancho Rating: **
Director: Mike Beck

Starring: Ake Gustavsson, Alexandra Hjort, Aya Nielsen, Carmen Rosenberg, Claudia Benter, Jennifer Douch, Johanna Larrson, Louise Hansson, Martha Karlsson, Porno-Lasse, Shavon Smith

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You gotta give it to those crazy Europeans, they've got quite a sense of humor. This movie starts off with some dubbed plot explanation stuff that makes very little sense and the first sex shown is a grandma and grandpa doing some hot standing doggy banging. Then it cuts to a dude jerking off in a food dish, then cuts to a guy fucking a bucket of milk. This is all just preliminaries to the actual feature though and serves just as a light jokey plot setup.

As with most other Euro-chicks, I am pretty much completley unfamiliar with all the girls involved in this production. There are definitely 2 or 3 stunning beauties among the bunch and the film consists of 6 major sex scenes. These include a couple regular straight fucking scenes between a girl and guy, a sweet lesbian scene, a sweet as fuck huge lesbian orgy scene, and some 3somes involving 2 girls/1 guy and 1 girl/2 guys. A couple scenes have anal and there is a nice dp segment in the 3some scene with 2 dudes.

It's hard to give a very specific review when I can't even name any of the girls, but this film wasn't too bad, especially for a European production. The story itself is hard to understand, but there is definitely a light-hearted and humorous feel throughout the entire film. It has a bit of everything, which is nice, but the dubbing is kind of lame and makes the sex seem a lot more fake. This movie definitely wasn't great, but wasn't the worst I'd seen either.

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Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 09-05-2000

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1808 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-06-2005


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