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HEARTS AND MINDS
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-from New Sensations/Digital Sin

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Red Ezra

Starring: Annmarie, Aurora Snow, Bobby Vitale, Dillon, Isabella, Jay Ashley, Jenna Haze, Julian, Luna, Mario, Sunrise Adams, Tommie Rose

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Looking for that perfect gift to give Grandpappy this Christmas? Something to commemorate his World War 2 service? Search no further. Hearts and Minds by Digital Sin will tickle him pink with plenty of pink onscreen. This flick mixes brief black and white footage of thoughtful soldiers (played brilliantly by pornstars, of course) and their uber-raunchy remembrances of loved ones back home. What makes this scheme brilliant is that the pornstars don't have to act, but they're not treated merely like meat either. Each scene has some silent acting (also sure to please yer deaf old Grandpappy) - you know, a bit of playfulness near the stove or a sexy encounter while shaving. It works pretty well and the big band music is a great complement to the period attire and theme.

I really couldn't think of much to complain about as I panned through Hearts and Minds. The women are ultra hot. Ultra hot. Every fucking one of them. And none of them are really big stars either which makes it even better. All of them are young and sleek with nice perky tits. No silicon or collagen here! (OK, OK, maybe a wee bit...) Things kick off with blonde Sunrise Adams and Jay Ashley, a big dude who looks a lot like the dumb-ass workman who's been wandering around near my apartment for days in a daze. The fucking is natural and smooth as it is with all the scenes in Hearts and Minds. Sometimes the music is all you hear and sometimes you'll also get tha sounds o' sex (for example: squish, suck, ooh, ooh, etc.) Either way, it's dreamy and good.

In the second scene, little Luna straps herself aboard Dillion Day's twitching red package. Even though Luna's ride is a bit lackluster - she is humping what amounts to a 2 * 4 afterall - she's supa fine. Supa, supa fine! DAMN! Tommi Rose fucks Julian next to an old mechanic shop in scene three. There's some super-speed railing here as well as an amazing close-up blowjob shot. Julian's dick is so big it doesn't even look real.

Even though there's no anal in this flick, it does have a lesbo scene. Isabella and Ann Marie (two virtually unknown brunettes who are drool-inducing and almost look like sisters) get dressed up as nurses and get tangled up in each other's pussies. Very pleasant day-at-the-beach oral sex commences and the scene ends with both ladies pounding themselves with clear dildos.

Bobby Vitale head-fucks his little missus Aurora Snow (never heard of her either? You're not alone) in the kitchen. The sound on the blowjob part is missing or else we'd be sure to hear some dynamic choking noises! The visuals are nice though and well, Aurora gets impaled. Lastly, Jenna Haze, another gorgeous brunette gives Mario a shoeshine. She's even sucking on a lollypop. And you can bet that's not all she sucks on.

The movie ends with the PBS-narrator voice intoning, "America the Beautiful." America the Beautiful indeed. There are some hot women in this one and nothing to get in the way of all the action. Damn near perfect for a porn.

Does HEARTS AND MINDS sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 6025 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-12-2002


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