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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Mark Kulkis

Starring: Anita Blue, Delilah Strong, Melissa Lauren

by shortbus69

A heartwarming story about the power of Christmas Spirit, and a destitute family working hard to have enough money for a proper Christmas feast. While begging for spare change from passers by (get some good karma, people!), and giving blood at the local blood bank, they adopt a yellow lab puppy...and in the meantime blonde Melissa Lauren, Anita Blue, and beach-tanned Delilah Strong get rampaged by five guys (each), taking all of the baby batter deep inside their lucious pussies. These elves know how to push the protien out (love that muscle control), and Santa was so aroused he crashed his sleigh into some telephone wires. The end.

Does 5 GUY CREAM PIE 14 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

DVD Features Include: animated chapter index | bloopers | digitally remastered for dvd | playable worldwide | sex menu | sneak previews | starlet bios

Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 08-11-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4861 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 01-07-2005

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