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Well, this was a pleasant surprise. Taylor Loves Rocco 2 is a good flick even if you're like me and love neither Taylor nor Rocco. This movie was a mixture of Taylor and Rocco groping each other in streets of Budapest and semi-planned interiors scenes of real fucking.
The movie starts with Rocco carrying Taylor, at a run, across six lanes of speedy traffic. I thought it was going to be a very short movie. But they lived and make out for all the world to see by the roadside. Then Taylor gives Rocco some brief headsgiving in a public square as people walk by and cars stop at the traffic lights. This shit made me really nervous, but it's fun and funny to watch. The two end their public display under a bridge. They have an audience. Astounded Hungarians peek through the cracks to watch Rocco and Taylor honest-to-god fucking before their eyes. It's pretty great. It could have been more risky, but why get arrested over a porno.
Scene two finds Rocco and Taylor (if you REALLY hate either of these people, steer clear) in the back seat of a cab, diddling around in the germy environment. The cabbie is embarrassed, but totally OK with the fucking that develops. "Look at this," Rocco commands the cabbie, "Turn around," he says as he splays Taylor's twat like a skinned rabbit. No come shot, but then that would have been a problem in someone's cab.
The third scene is one that is semi-staged. A couple gets nasty in a cafe and the onlookers appear stunned. They obviously knew before hand they'd get to see some dirty making out, but they're still impressed. The old lady behind the counter is 80, looks like a sundried grape and has to push her way past a half-naked woman when it's time to abandon ship. Eventually everybody but the couple clears out and those two go at it. It's fairly great. There's anal sex. And a strange little man with a ponytail walks by to gawk a few times. Heh.
After Rocco shows Taylor's ass to about 50 dorky Hungarians in a public square, he takes her back to a hotel room and fucks her socks off. He REALLY, grrrrr, REALLY, grrrrr, has to prove to you that he is Muscular Strong Man, grrr. But, it's good hard sex - who's complaining. Lastly, we visit an Egyptian bar where a redhead (a "firecrotch") has sex with a dude on a pool table and Taylor gets her chunnel cleaned out by the bartender.
Several Bonus Rooms and Fetish Rooms round out this DVD.
It was great, but didn't feel perfect. Maybe one more scene of Taylor and Rocco doing it in front of disbelieving locals and it would have been a 5.
Does TAYLOR LOVES ROCCO NUMBER TWO sound like it's
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DVD
DVD Features Include: bonus rooms | fetish rooms | photo galleries
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4186 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-06-2002
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