by
Johnny Mosquito
Why do I love Vivid Video? Well, it's because most of their girls are unbelievably hot. And Take 5 is no exception. Good golly miss molly they are hot - Dasha, Sharon Wild, Raylene. Every last one of them is hotter than the next.
My main problem with this video is that there is no middle ground, what I mean is there is barely any foreplay. In my quest to find the perfect porn, I've made a little checklist over the years of things that I want. And besides some brutal ass play, I like the foreplay. Kiss a little. Touch. Grope. Suck something. Don't just be kissing one second and full on pounding the next. I don't know if it's just bad editing or if they just don't care.
My second problem with this video is the accents. It's one thing if a girl has a certain eastern European accent. It's another thing if it's so bizarre that it sounds fake. I don't know if these chicks are actually foreign, but I could buy a better accent at the corner deli.
The storyline is convoluted and hard to follow at best. A bar owner, some extortion, and tons of ugly dudes getting to fuck really hot chicks. The whole thing makes absolutely no sense. Like the guy who applies for a job as the barback, but drives a forty thousand dollar SUV to go get the job.
Best part about this film? Well, it's shot on film and that gives is some added sense of worth. I also love former POPsmear covergirl Raylene and would be more than happy to watch any movie she's in.
Will I watch this porn again? Damn straight I will.
Does TAKE 5 sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
VHS
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2168 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 09-06-2002
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